Powerlifting Pickup Lines

Submitted by jon on July 28, 2006 - 6:31am.

So here's the scenario, you're at a meet and see someone that strikes your fancy. What do you say? That's the subject of a thread over at Fortied Iron. Warning: Not so subtle innuendo, intended for mature audiences.

Scenario: You are a guy or girl at a powerlifting meet, and you really think that one of the compettiors is cute. What pick up line would you use that is powerlifting or strength oriented to try to get his or her number or attention or to something of that nature. Such terms as "lights", "depth" "rack" are all acceptable.

For some ready made lines check the thread out!

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on July 28, 2006 - 10:52am. » quote

If your worried about chicks at a powerlifting meet, then your priorities suck.

Submitted by b williamson (not verified) on July 28, 2006 - 12:14pm. » quote

hey way to rack the bar, now lets see if you can rack my bar in your mouth

Submitted by b williamson (not verified) on July 28, 2006 - 12:15pm. » quote

hey i like the color of that squat suit, it would match my carpet perfectly.

Submitted by b williamson (not verified) on July 28, 2006 - 12:16pm. » quote

hey you need a spot from behind. alright, then when your done how about you let see if i can hit your spot from behind.

Submitted by b williamson (not verified) on July 28, 2006 - 1:27pm. » quote

DUDE THAT SUCKS, WHO WOULD DISCRACE ME LIKE THAT

Submitted by tize (not verified) on July 28, 2006 - 2:37pm. » quote

ahh haha i never thought about using other peoples names

Submitted by Troy Nash on July 28, 2006 - 10:28pm. » quote

Excuse me Miss, would you tuck my bench shirt into my singlet?

Submitted by Troy Nash on July 28, 2006 - 10:31pm. » quote

Ouch! Darlin' your bench shirt realy bit into your shoulders. Here, let me rub some lotion on them for you.

Submitted by Troy Nash on July 28, 2006 - 10:37pm. » quote

(Walk up to her and start helping with her bench shirt and say...while your actually doing it...) You know, if you want to set this shirt right, I need to pull down the front and pull out the neck, now I'm just gonna reach in and pull up your perfect tear drop titty and and set your shirt to some REAL clivage. (POP her on the butt and say) No your ready to bench, what's your name?

Submitted by Barry Williams (not verified) on July 29, 2006 - 8:42pm. » quote

Why in the Hell would anybody ask this?

Submitted by Monkeyboy on July 31, 2006 - 6:47pm. » quote

Ughhh!

I now understand why there is a need for pick up lines.

Scribble your name here, please!

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