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The Best Gym Excuses

Submitted by jon on November 15, 2005 - 11:35am.

Funny post about excuses and lies you hear in the gym.

Here's a taste:

I didn't get much sleep last night.
I don't want to get too big.
Today is my light day.
I'll do abs tomorrow.
I'm not really trying to pick you up.
It's all you.

We've all heard a few of these - maybe even uttered one!

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Submitted by penelopehead on November 15, 2005 - 6:40pm.   » quote

None of those have ever come out of my mouth!;)

Submitted by trapmanjoe on December 7, 2006 - 9:05pm.   » quote

i dont squat because my legs are strong already, how the hell do you know if you dont squat!!

Submitted by matthew defore (not verified) on December 7, 2006 - 11:06pm.   » quote

"i run instead of squatting. it gets my legs just as good"

Submitted by Kevin (not verified) on June 16, 2007 - 1:19pm.   » quote

How about this. "I don't bring the bar all the way down to my chest because it's bad for the shoulders".

Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on June 18, 2007 - 1:57pm.   » quote

I DO NOT DO BACK BECAUSE IT GETS ENOUGH WORK WHILE I AM BENCHING!!! I HEAR THAT A LOT. CASEY REECE

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